Thursday, September 23, 2010

ji aap ab pahale jaise nahi rahe!

Dekho ladako ye ek international shhadyantra hai ladako ke khilaf. Affair ke dino se leke shadi tak ladaki ya ladake pe bahot mehnat karati hai... Pahale usaki vodaka chudati hai, fir beer chudati hai, fir cigarate chudati hai, fir dost badalvati hai (ye peela wala accha nahi hai; ye red waala accha hai) Aur fir ek din 7-8 sal bad kisi mandir ke samane garden me baithe hue bolatee hai; "ji aap ab pahale jaise nahi rahe"!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

काय रे देवा.....

आता पुन्हा पाउस येणार ---- संदीप खरे

आता पुन्हा पाउस येणार ,

आता पुन्हा पाउस येणार,

मग आकाश काळनिळ होणार

मग मातीला गंध फुटणार

मग मधेच वीज पडणार

मग तुझी आठवण येणार,

काय रे देवा.....

आता पुन्हा पाउस येणार ,

मग आकाश काळनिळ होणार

मग मातीला गंध फुटणार

मग मधेच वीज पडणार

मग तुझी आठवण येणार,

काय रे देवा.....

मग ती आठवण कोणाला दाखवता नाही येणार

मग ती आठवण कोणाला दाखवता नाही येणार

मग मी ती लपवणार

मग लपवून ही ती कोणाला तरी कळावस वाटणार

मग ते कुणीतरी ओळखणार

मग मित्रा असतील तर रडणार

नातेवाईक असतील तर चिडणार

मग नसताच कळला तर बर अस वाटणार

आणि या सगळ्याशी तुला काहीच देणघेणा नसणार

काय रे देवा.....

मग त्याच वेळी दूर कुठे तरी रेडिओ चालू असणार

मग त्यात एखादा जुना गाण लागलेल असणार

मग त्याला एस डि बर्मन ने चाल दिलेली असणार

मग ते साहिर ने लिहिलेला असणार

मग ते लता ने गायलेल असणार

मग तुही नेमक आता हेच गाण ऐकत असशिल का असा प्रश्न पडणार

मग तुही नेमक आता हेच गाण ऐकत असशिल का असा प्रश्न पडणार

मग उगाच छातीत काही तरी हूरहूरणार

मग ना घेण ना देण पण फुकाचे कंदील लागणार

काय रे देवा.....

पाउस पडणार मग खिडक्यांचे गज थंडगार होऊन जाणार

पाउस पडणार मग खिडक्यांचे गज थंडगार होऊन जाणार

मग त्याला आकाशाची अस्वल गडनार

पाउस पडणार मग खिडक्यांचे गज थंडगार होऊन जाणार

मग त्याला आकाशाची अस्वल गडनार

मग खिडकीत घट्ट बांधून ठेवलेल्या आपल्या पालथ्या मूठीवर ते टपटपणार

मग खिडकीत घट्ट बांधून ठेवलेल्या आपल्या पालथ्या मूठीवर ते टपटपणार

मग पाच फूट पाच इंच देह अपुरा अपुरा वाटणार

मग उरी फुटून जावस वाटणार छाटाडातून हृदय काढून त्या शुभ्र धारांखाली धरावस वाटणार

मग सारच कस मुर्खासारख उत्कट उत्कट होत जाणार

मग सारच कस मुर्खासारख उत्कट उत्कट होत जाणार

पण तरीही श्वासांची लय फक्त कमी जास्त होत जाणार पण बंद नाही पडणार

काय रे देवा...

पाउस पडणार मग हवा हिरवी होणार

मग पाना पानात हिरवा दाटणार

पाउस पडणार मग हवा हिरवी होणार

मग पाना पानात हिरवा दाटणार

मग आपल्या मनाच पिवळ पान देठ मोडून हिरव्यात शिरू पाहणार

मग आपल्या मनाच पिवळ पान देठ मोडून हिरव्यात शिरू पाहणार

पण त्याला ते नाही जमणार

मग त्याला एकदम खरा काय ते कळणार

मग ते ओशळणार

मग पुन्हा शरीराशी परत येणार

सर्दि होऊ नये म्हणून देहाला वाफ घ्यायला सांगणार

चहाच्या पाण्यासाठी फ्रीझ मधे कुडमूडलेल आल शोधणार

एस डी चा गाणही तोपर्यंत संपलेल असणार

एस डी चा गाणही तोपर्यंत संपलेल असणार

रेडिओ चा स्लॉट भरलेला असणार

मग तिच्या जागी ती असणार माझया जागी मी असणार

कपातल वादळ गवति चहाच्या चविने पोटात निपचित झालेल असणार

मग तिच्या जागी ती असणार माझया जागी मी असणार

कपातल वादळ गवति चहाच्या चविने पोटात निपचित झालेल असणार

पाउस गेल्या वर्षी पडला पाउस यंदा ही पडतो पाउस पुढल्या वर्षी ही पडणार

काय रे देवा.....

Monday, June 7, 2010

बुरा तो वो है !!!

It was Sunday night 11pm and there was nothing else to do for me really I was about to sleep and I turned on the TV... SetMax !! Dil toh pagal hai and my favourite scene was going on... Karishma and Shahrukh sitting next to the lake ...scene goes like this!! her best friend (Rahul) who she loves has started liking another girl (that’s madhuri off course) and she is feeling jealous, angry, hurt and she thinks she is a bad person but rahul says its god who’s bad he plays all these tricks on us..Makes one person to love other and then makes that other person to fall in love with someone else!! Love.... is it really that difficult to get? I always become emotional watching this scene. I have watched this movie a million time now but this scene just gets me always..

One sided love is it really fatuous?? Even though we know that it’s never going to happen still we love that special someone!! Why the heart doesn’t have practical ways of thinking?? Is it not true love?? What do such heartbroken souls do to overcome this pain?? Whose fault is it?? So many questions just hunt me after watching this scene.... I don’t have the answers but I guess no one does!! These are may be the gods mysterious ways..... बुरा तो वो है !!!


"To Be Trusted Is Better Than To Be Loved"

Yogesh

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

It’s not that big…BLOG

October was famous for the October heat up till this year … but it’s raining in Mumbai heavily …it’s been a weird year 2009, Indra Dev (The Rain GOD i guess!!!) were not so happy with us may be… when people were missing rains Mumbai was boiling with highest temperatures n now when they know temperatures will rise it’s raining. Global worming man!!!

My life has also become such unpredictable… few happy moments combined with many sad ones!!! But still life goes on… sometimes I feel I need a complete change in my life. May be something that will make me go away from home like a new job outside Mumbai, something that will make me independent… don’t know what’s bothering me here….may be new job will change all this negativity. Whatever free lancing m doing right now is also a challenging job. Success is not guaranteed but we have to keep trying. We are 3 friends partner in Noesis Consultancy… yeah that’s the name of our small software company should I call it a company?? Still unregistered but some day we plan to register it!!! I am fortunate that I got a chance to be a part of this coz I get so many things to learn working for our own company.. Yes it feels really gr8 but starting something like this without any job experience is very difficult coz we lack in many situations. Some days are really depressing but I manage to stay in good mood I watch FRIENDS on my computer… its really refreshing series… it just changes the mood completely. I try to avoid wondering about what will happen in future I really try to do that lol…

One good change in me is I started reading books… I never completed a single book in my life but now m reading n I think ill finish this book soon. M reading chetan bhagat’s “3 mistakes of my life” m not gonna talk about the book coz m still reading it lols. But it’s a nice book. M happy these days coz Diwali is coming n I started working as a free lancer, I might get some money before Diwali so hopefully this year I’ll buy gifts with my own money wow this really feels great… college is over now….. finally J but jobs are not there for computer professionals. We just have to play the waiting game sadly…..

"To Be Trusted Is Better Than To Be Loved"

Yogesh


Friday, December 5, 2008

आमचे देशप्रेम सरले का??

आमचे देशप्रेम सरले का???

शंडांची अवलाद....
कधी बदलणार नाही.
किती ही स्फोट झाले तरी..
आम्ही सुधारणार नाही.

घरात घुसुन शेजारी
आमची मुलेबाळे मारणार.
आम्ही मात्र भारत-पाक
मैत्रिचे पुल बांधणार
.
मेरा भारत महान..
मेरा भारत महान.
मुलायमचा लाडके..
सिमी अन पाकिस्तान.

वाटते कधी तरी मनाला,
मी ही अतिरेकी बनावे.
माझ्या हातुनही शेजाऱ्याचे,
पार्लमेंट हाऊस उडावे.

त्यांचा असेल जिहाद..???
आमचे धर्मयुद्ध कुठे???
स्वत:ला पुरुष म्हणवणारे.
सगळे झोपले कुठे???

त्यांनी मारायचे..आम्ही बघायचे
इतकेच हाती उरले का?????
शेजाऱ्यावर प्रेम करता करता
आमचे देशप्रेम सरले का???
आमचे देशप्रेम सरले का???

Monday, April 7, 2008

This is really a nice poem touched my heart !!!!

"I love you"
I live through my dark existence
only to bask in your beauty
your eyes that shine like sapphires
your smile that brightens even my sad existence
I envy the wind that runs through your hair
that touches your lips
I long to touch you
to hold you in my arms but I cannot
for your heart belongs to another
so, I can only love you from afar
your friendship means more to me
than anything this world provides
but like an angel you touched my heart
in a way that I've never felt before
cause I've never known what love is until this day
I know that we are only friends
but my heart wishes it to be more
so I will still hope and dream
that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine
to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"

"To Be Trusted Is Better Than To Be Loved"

Yogesh

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Nice thought !!!

T
he working woman in your life...very well expressed...


Tomorrow you may get a working woman,
but you should marry with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a ser vant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her wo rk place too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from wo rk once in a while
when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstained support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......


Please appreciate "HER"

"To Be Trusted Is Better Than To Be Loved"

Yogesh